Liner Notes · No. 032
Quick hall pass: the song you belted into a hairbrush got re-sung word for word by a parody, then the moon itself kept dragging it back up the charts. Here's the B-side.
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TRACK 1 · The cameo
A 2009 literal video finally asked what the fencers were doing, and every eclipse since 2017 has sent the song back up the charts.
The parody: On May 25, 2009, David A. Scott, a commercial producer in upstate New York, posted a "literal video version" that re-sings every line to describe what's actually on screen, with vocals by his friend Felisha Noble. Within days it was linked by Entertainment Weekly, Ashton Kutcher and Perez Hilton. Time's Claire Suddath called it so incredible it's hard to know where to begin. Scott says it passed 16 million views within ten years. The original video spent 26 years daring someone to ask what the fencers were doing. Somebody finally asked.
2017, the first eclipse: In the week ending August 20, 2017, right before the Great American Eclipse, US downloads jumped 503% to 12,000, up from 2,000 the week before (Nielsen, via Billboard and Spin). It hit #1 on the US iTunes chart, ahead of "Despacito." A 34-year-old ballad beat the song of the summer because of astronomy. Your science teacher has never been so relevant.
2024, the sequel: On April 8, 2024, it went #1 on US iTunes again. A Luminate-based report said streams rose 652% that day to nearly 1.3 million, and the official video jumped from #82 to #2 among the most-watched music videos in the US (USA Today). The moon: still the best promo team in the business.
2026, Europe's turn: On August 12, 2026, during Europe's total eclipse, Euronews reported Spotify streams up 14% worldwide and 94% in the UK, compared with the daily average earlier that month. It topped Euronews's list of "celestial" tracks.
That's the sky. Now the time she sang it under one. Quiz time.
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TRACK 2 · The live one
In 2017 she sang it on a cruise ship as the eclipse began. She toured through 2025, and her 2026 shows were cancelled during her hospitalization.
2017, the AquaTheater: On August 21, 2017, Bonnie Tyler sang it backed by DNCE in the open-air AquaTheater of Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the Seas, as the moon began to cross the sun. The "Total Eclipse Cruise" had sailed from Port Canaveral, Florida, the day before, and she also sang it from the ship live on CNN. She said the band rehearsed with her the day before and "did a wonderful version of it."
The math problem: Previews pointed out that totality lasted about 2 minutes 40 seconds and the song runs about four and a half. Tyler said the song was nearly eight minutes long before Jim Steinman cut it down. So the eclipse got the short version and still couldn't keep up. Neither could your Walkman batteries.
The 40th anniversary: The "40 Years Total Eclipse of the Heart" tour took her album The Best Is Yet to Come (2021) across Europe after the pandemic pushed it to late 2023. Forty years on, the song still headlined.
The last tours: In 2025 she played the Just Live Tour in Europe, May through July, supporting the 2024 live album In Berlin. Some shows earlier that year were rescheduled after emergency knee surgery. In summer 2026, during her hospitalization, her remaining shows were cancelled or postponed.
TRACK 3 · Cover watch
A dance hit, a trance remix, Westlife on stools and Glee on the floor. Play them, then vote.
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TRACK 4 · Where are they now
Bonnie Tyler died on July 8, 2026, at 75. Jim Steinman, who wrote the song, died in 2021. He wrote it for vampires. She made it for everybody.
Bonnie: Bonnie Tyler died on July 8, 2026, at 75, in a hospital in Faro, Portugal, where she had been treated since May. Her family said she died unexpectedly. Downing Street called her "one of Britain's greatest recording artists." She is survived by her husband, Robert Sullivan, whom she married in July 1973.
The goodbye: A Celebration of Life was reported for August 17, 2026, at St. Mary's Church in Swansea, back home in Wales.
The work: She was made an MBE in 2022 for services to music. Her last studio album, The Best Is Yet to Come, came out on February 26, 2021, followed by the live album In Berlin in 2024. The official video of this song passed one billion YouTube views on September 9, 2023.
Jim Steinman: The man who wrote and produced the song died on April 19, 2021, at 73, in Connecticut. He wrote it as a love song for vampires. She made it a love song for everybody.
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